Daughter 2 is dyslexic. Once we got over the screaming sessions that resulted from her never picking up book to read, and the mess she makes of the shopping list, we often find it hysterical.
Daughter 1 was off to work this morning: Matt , ICS Matt, started work at the leisure centre yesterday, she was telling me. Omg! Dyslexic daughter 2 exclaimed, he’s a member of ISIS! No, daughter 1 said disdainfully, he’s doing the international citizen service.
Daughter 2 puts her porridge into the microwave. How long mum? Two minutes on high. She peers in half way through, as the porridge is bubbling over the top of her overfilled bowl. Omg, I must have used self raising milk! Omg….