A show of hands, please: who wants a designer vagina? WHY?? I mean, if we were all porn stars, with close-ups involved, I can kind of get it. For your average woman, let’s call (us) her: Madge, where’s the need for a 3000 quid vadge? Could you sketch yours? I only ask, because if I was seriously going to splash that much cash on a new vadge, I would want it to be fucking AMAZING! And perhaps I have a little stunner down there and I’d spend all that money, with some plastic surgeon rubbing his hands together, when if I’d actually taken time to look at it, I might have been able to save my dosh and spend it on an extension (house, not partner’s penis).
What do you actually get for your money? What IS a good-looking vagina? I need to consult my female gay friends on this one, because I really don’t know. I mean, does size matter when it comes to labia? The bigger, the better? Or does no-one care, as long as I am super gorgeous on the inside (so to speak). I know for sure that I don’t fucking care. I’m not the one with my head down there and I’d bet a quid that ‘he’ doesn’t give a shit what it looks like when he’s gone South to party.
I know that everyone has an opinion on the lady garden…but, let’s face it, that is purely decorative. What really matters is hidden – or not – beneath. Then, of course, beneath that is the holy grail and I seriously hope that no plastic surgeon is going to try to interfere with the golden buzzer.
So, back to the vadge – apparently, a labiaplasty, the procedure whereby portions of the labia are clipped off, is becoming increasingly common. For who? Who the hell can deal with the thought, let alone the reality, of getting their vadge clipped? I used to go to the hairdressers, armed with a photo of some celeb’s hairdo I wanted…is this where we are going with the vadge? I’d like J Lo please, or a Rihanna, or, god forbid, the Queen’s vadge (nowt as queer as folk).
Christ, I’ve pushed 4 kids out of mine. Seriously, why would I want to change something that has been road tested on some fucking serious pot holes? So Madge, I would keep your vadge just the way it is, honey. Quite honestly, why the hell wouldn’t you?
You had me at vadge – this is hilarious! Just what I needed on this gloomy Monday. #bigpinklink
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Wow there really is plastic surgery for everything. No way would I let a doc touch anything down there what if this is the one mistake they make, jus sayin. I can’t even imagine it could ever be attractive, thats just me. #bigpinklink
Agreed! Thank you for commenting.
Ahahaha! The thought of ‘clipping’ just made me do the thing men do when they hear about someone getting whacked in the goolies! Thanks for linking! #bigpinklink
Ooh I know what you mean! I can’t even get waxed!
Oh my god! I splurted out coffee on the work computer at this point… `I seriously hope that no plastic surgeon is going to try to interfere with the golden buzzer. `
I just don+t get why anyone would want to go through an unnecessary surgery on a body part no/one sees. Come on after 11 long years of marriage my partner would be hard pushed to recognise mine in a line up (or vag up :-))
A ‘vag up’ – now I’m splurting out my coffee!! Love it!
haha! Im with you on this one.. and I too would ponder the question, how do you know yours isn’t just fine as it is? to be fair its not something I have ever thought about and Im perfectly happy with it (at least I think I am, again its not something Ive thought about lol) and the husband seems more than happy with it (the male brain wouldn’t even give a shit I suspect) so erm, yea… Im against the designer ‘vag’-I’d rather have a designer handbag at that price anyway 😉 #bigpinklink
Well said 🙂 Especially about the designer handbag! And of course the man doesn’t give a shit, so no worries there!!