Listen up ladies, gather round. Glad tidings I bring to you and your minge: THE FULL BUSH IS BACK!! Throw out your razors, wave goodbye to the Veet. No more wranglings over the full Brazilian or the runway. No, my friends, your pubes can grow forth and multiply with pride and you will be on the cutting edge. Topiary is no longer required. Wear your carpet outside your bikini with pride: YOU ARE A FASHIONISTA!
So, you heard it here first. Mourn the porn with scorn: high maintenance with a creepy pre-pubescent edge – surely no one really likes popping their bits in paper pants, for wax to burn and for the memory of the pain of that first elastoplast being pulled off by mummy to come back.
No more humiliating rash at the edge of the cozzie during the Aqua tots class, because you haven’t got time for the professional job and the baby has used up all your money on nappies and the extra prams you don’t need. Let it all hang out, girlfriend.
WEAR YOUR BUSH WITH PRIDE 🌳
Happy International Woman’s Day