Hokey Votey

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Brexit sounds like a new breakfast bar and, ‘remain’ just sounds too simple…maybe this will help: (or not at all)

Hokey Votey

You put your Cameron in
Your Boris out
In, out, in, out,
You shake it all about.
You do the Hokey Votey and you turn around
What the hell is it all about?

[Chorus]
Woah, the Hokey Votey,
Woah, the Hokey Votey,
Woah, the Hokey Votey,
Ref-er-en-dum, blah, blah, blah!

You put your Obama in
Your UKIP out
In, out, in, out,
With who will you hang out?
You read the papers, watch the TV
And it makes you want to shout
Tell me, what is it all about?

[Chorus]

Your put your markets in
Your immigrants out
In, out, in, out,
Which one has more clout?
You’re relying on Joe Public and your average lager lout
To decide what it’s all about…

[Chorus]

Easy travel in
Visas out?
In, out, in, out,
Our future’s sure in doubt.
You see, you watch, you listen
To the politicians spout
But which one is gonna stand out?

All together now
[Chorus]

You put your country in
You put your country out
You’ve got a big decision
Now who’s got the loudest shout?
You do the Hokey Votey and you turn around
That’s what it’s all about!

[Chorus]

8 thoughts on “Hokey Votey”

  1. Hahaha brilliant!

    I hope you’re following the exciting thread on a certain Facebook group, I’m trying not to get into a debate but it is pulling me in…

    Thanks for sharing with #chucklemums. I’ll be singing this all bloody day now.

    1. DON’T LET THEM DRAW YOU IN…NOOOO…DON’T DO IT! I was drawn in to a thread there once and it took me days to find my way out…battered and bruised!

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